@beingtheo: This Petraeus scandal is getting real confusing. I hope I didn't sleep with him.
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@QueenofSparta: Dog HQ Dog leader: the catpocalypse has begun Dog 1: destroy the fluffies Dog 2: we'll take 'em down 007: meow. I mean, right on
@hayes_t_r: *puts on layers of running gear* *makes a ponytail* *laces up sneakers* *drives to McDonalds*
@mablazarus: Someday you'll wake up with Mark Zuckerberg in your bed because you neglected to uncheck a box.