@duplicitron: This pizza looks like a pie chart of 100% good news.
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@Love_bug1016: "Better safe than sorry," I tell myself as I send the 27th text telling him my feelings.
@RoosterMustache: "Where'd my boomerang go?" Under there "Under where?" Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*
@mstluvstrinkets: You Shook Me All Night Long is a great song that also describes what I do to my husband when he's snoring.