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@CauseWereGuys: This Polar Bear is my spirit animal
@causticbob: If you're using public transport never give up your seat to an old lady...
That's how I lost my job as a bus driver.
@TheTrueDocLove: I'm bored I think I'll go to the mall, find a really good parking spot and sit there with my reverse lights on.
@Swain_Train47: I hope that one day I am as fearless as a New York City Pigeon.
@mooodles: People who comment with 'goose bums' on YouTube videos, more power to you!
@KenJennings: I bet a lot of people have tried that "See you next year!" joke at the end of December but got proven wrong by dying in a DUI.