@Sickayduh: This poster that says "Green Day: Sold Out" is right in two ways
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@MarkAFuqua_Hunt: I'm far less concerned with who let it out, and more curious as to why the cat was in the bag in the first place?
@MarfSalvador: me: [sneaking out of a funeral] this is DEAD boring lol mourner: [whispering] hey where's the priest going
@SortaBad: Priest: Do you take this woman to be your wife? Me: "I do" Priest: Ok can you say it again without using finger quotes while you do it