@Sickayduh: This poster that says "Green Day: Sold Out" is right in two ways
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@TheCatWhisprer: On my home screen I surrounded the Fitbit app with a bunch of food delivery apps so it knows what's up.
@TYrannosaurus: *sees girl at bar* Hey baby, wanna get outta here? "Sure!" Good, you're really killing the vibe.
@RichardDawkins: Don't ask God to cure cancer & world poverty. He's too busy finding you a parking space & fixing the weather for your barbecue.