@SCBamaMan: This Prius we rented is pretty sweet. It can go 0-60 in 6 hours.
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@salamingia: My wife said I'm picky. I said obviously not picky enough. Anyone need a roommate tonight?
@kellysdf: I thought I lost my car keys, but the NSA called and said they were in my other pants.
@Xoolun: I hate it when TV shows say they contain "adult situations" but then don't show anyone going to a job they hate, and paying their bills.