@SCBamaMan: This Prius we rented is pretty sweet. It can go 0-60 in 6 hours.
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@kidphonic: Funny how you can tell a child Santa is made up and they accept it immediately, but you tell an adult God is made up, and they throw a fit.
@AudreyPorne: "Sexy role play.. I'll be a dentist." "I'm here for my appointment" "Did you book in with Karen first?" "No?" "Please leave, I'm very busy."
@MRagaab: What I say: I'm on a diet. What my mom hears: please cook delicious food and buy chocolate.