@SCBamaMan: This Prius we rented is pretty sweet. It can go 0-60 in 6 hours.
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@TheRealNickKay: [DEATH ROW] WARDEN: Last meal? CON: Just a glass of lemonade please *Drinks lemonade/Burps* WARDEN: Pardon [CON WALKS FREE] W: SHIT
@Quartzjixler: I like for my resolutions to be attainable so this year I resolve that I will neither become the pope nor will I become a cannibal.
@Sassafrantz: When people stay in a horrific relationship instead of breaking up, I assume they killed someone together.