@Cheeseboy22: This salad is delicious, probably because it's a donut.
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@IamEnidColeslaw: the women in tampon commercials should switch places with the women in antidepressant commercials
@SteveAmiri: If I could be any X-Men I think I'd pick Professor X. Don't really care about the mind-reading stuff I just hate walking.
@kumailn: So is tomorrow the day Trump & all his supporters say "April Fools!" & we get our country back?
@NurseSeymour: Just discovered an app that tells you which one of your friends is stupid. It's called Facebook.