@Cheeseboy22: This salad is delicious, probably because it's a donut.
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@freypalm: Me: [to cat] HEY! GET YOUR PAW OUTTA THAT FISH TANK, MISTER. Fish: [holding the cat’s paw] Ignore him—he’ll never understand love.
@3sunzzz: My horoscope said I will soon find the man of my dreams. I thought, "I've been married 25yrs," then I thought, "But I'll keep an open mind."
@thejessbess: (interviewer): do you have any questions? (me): ya can a werewolf bite really kill a vampire?