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@_Ms_Moneypenny_: This salad isn't going to toss itself. *winks*

- Things you shouldn't say as you pass food around the Thanksgiving table :(

This salad isn’t going to toss itself. *winks*

– Things you shouldn’t say as you pass food around the Thanksgiving table :(

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