@Snarfernini: This salad tastes like I'm about done with my New Year's Resolution.
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@comedyfish: If you give someone some Beethoven CDs for a gift and they don't like it, you can always take them Bach
@iAmDelFreaky: I hate grocery shopping. That's why I just steal a full cart when somebody turns away. I never know what I'm getting, but it sure is faster.
@Sarcasticsapien: I almost always wear black. Not because I'm depressed or trying to be all dark, but because I'm single and don't want to separate laundry.