@Snarfernini: This salad tastes like I'm about done with my New Year's Resolution.
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@MomOnFire: Newsflash KIDS: The woman who paid for the fries gets to "steal" as many as she wants.
@Dawn_M_: Not all dogs go to heaven because I just saw two dogs having sex and dogs can't get married. Hope you both enjoy hell.
@iamfase: The greatest trick Facebook ever pulled was to convince the world we actually want to keep in touch with people we went to school with.