@Snarfernini: This salad tastes like I'm about done with my New Year's Resolution.
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@alanferrier: Who would have believed that the perfect Wikipedia photo caption could have been improved upon?
@thebeckyard: Always carry $10,000 cash on you at all times in case you ever feeling like getting a meal at an airport.
@Tmoney68: Saw a police officer dressed as a pilot today & thought it was weird. Then I realized he must be one of those "plane clothes cops."
@DannyEarl: Girls say they want a guy who is funny and spontaneous but when I tap on the window at night dressed as a clown it's all panic and screaming