@Snarfernini: This salad tastes like I'm about done with my New Year's Resolution.
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@scharpling: In the trailer for the fourth Transformers movie a guy says "what the hell is that" when a Transformer approaches. THE FOURTH MOVIE.
@TheSnideOne: Face tattoos are a great way to let people know that you don't owe on any student loans.
@lawblob: [the boss walks by my desk and catches me looking at sonic anime] Me: the hackers are at it again. I was trying to visit church. com