@Snarfernini: This salad tastes like I'm about done with my New Year's Resolution.
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@dafloydsta: [job interview] "What's your greatest weakness?" I'm always hungry "That's not what I-" *takes out a cake* Also, I don't like to share
@MsSouthernStems: The road to hell is paved with good intentions Note to self...avoid good intentions at all costs.