@DanHopp: This sounds bad:
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@TravLeBlanc: I see from the Before and After pictures that not only did she lose weight using the product, it also gave her a tan, makeup, and a smile.
@moooooog35: I put JIF Peanut butter in the mousetraps and although I didn't catch any mice I did manage to snag 3 choosy mothers.
@david8hughes: [bank] I'd like to pay this into my account [empties pockets full of cat teeth] OMG I'm so sorry [takes card back] that's the wrong account