@DanHopp: This sounds bad:
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@TheDizzyBeauty: When I'm texting, I start typing faster when i see you're typing too. Oh, IT'S ON!! #amazingrace
@BoogTweets: If they ever invent time travel my dad would still insist on leaving early to avoid traffic
@Burger_Time_: Theres plenty of fish in the sea. Theres loads of trash at the dump. Theres tons of bones in a skeleton. Bugs are everywhere.
@fuzzlime: Using a cellphone in 90's: "he's prob a drug dealer" Using a payphone today: "he's prob a drug dealer"