@ilovepie84: This Teenage girl gave me attitude today so I called her the "Fattest Skinny person I have ever seen" that should confuse her for a while.
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@Shira: Only in America would people violently trample each other for discounts, exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have...
@Moldy_Jellybean: Buying a smart car seems like a good idea until you hit a squirrel and flip over a few times.
@captain_happen: Jay Z and Beyonce had a 4 million dollar dinner with Obama.... Wtf did they eat? Fresh dinosaur?