@wokieleaks1: This thread gets better every time I read it
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@Marlebean: *interrupts your heartfelt story* Oh NOW I hear your New York accent!! Say "dying wish" again! Ok now say "coffee"!
@Mom_Overboard: Arranged my own kidnapping. Found out after the fact that there's no actual napping involved. I'm awake, in a trunk. This is bullshit.