@EJGomez: this toddler on the bus said "the wheels on the bus go round & round" & this guy yelled back "no shit Sherlock" & I can't stop clapping?
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@TheAlexNevil: How come when a child shouts "This is dumb" at a wedding it's considered cute, but when I do it, I'm immediately replaced by another priest?
@BubblesnBooze: Hubs: You're home all day, why isn't the house clean? Me: You're at work all day, why aren't we rich? Hubs: Touché
@Stuccoman1: The way my dog maintains eye contact while taking a dump is unsettling. Can't he read a magazine like a normal dog?
@Andee_Stewart: Based on the amount of tools I've dated, you'd think I got a deal at The Home Depot