@EJGomez: this toddler on the bus said "the wheels on the bus go round & round" & this guy yelled back "no shit Sherlock" & I can't stop clapping?
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@Eightinchgoat: Sorry I tried to strengthen my immune system by asking your wife to breast feed me.
@iamspacegirl: ME *traps wasp under a cup* MAGICIAN GHOST WHO HAUNTS ME *appears & sets down 2 more cups* ME: no MAGICIAN GHOST *starts to shuffle them*
@PersianCeltic: When I die I want my tombstone to say free WiFi so people will visit more often. I will also name the network "HELP, I'M STILL ALIVE!"