@OhNoSheTwitnt: This "violence in the workplace" seminar is only teaching us what we shouldn't do. No fighting techniques or anything.
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@VanCityBlonde: Let's talk about the elephant in the room. I apologize for bringing it in here last night. There was alcohol involved. Can we keep him?
@TheRolo: Nurse: You can come inside now. *Stands up* *Dusts off jacket* *Straightens bow tie* *Fastens cufflinks* *Ahem* "That's what she said"
@kwirkyKerri: Looking to marry a pharmacist. Looks and personality optional. Just don't lose your job.
@WilliamAder: If they want to increase the use of public transit, they should start using a scale at the DMV license renewal counter.