@Molly_Kats: This vodka tastes strange, kinda like I'm not going to work tomorrow.
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@lauraleeksmith: No thanks lady, I don't need a tray I'll just use my four hands to carry all these coffee's
@brennadine: Therapist: So what happened in your last relationship? I lost him to addiction. Therapist: I'm so sorry. Drugs? Yes please.