@dulcetry: This Walmart is advertising $9.99 iPads to anyone who throws their baby into a snakepit.
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@TheTweetOfGod: Capitalism is controlled by an "invisible hand" that gives most people the invisible finger.
@mjm866: My two year old just learned to say shut up. Coincidentally I just lost all guilt about clothes lining a toddler.
@mydmac: I joined Twitter to have something to do while I waited for the repairman. It's only been 3 years, he should be here any month now.