@ConorTripler: this website is absolutely destroying me
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@Reverend_Scott: [bum holds his hand out] "can I have some change?" change comes from within "thank u. now I'm not poor anymore"
@Ideal_Victoria: *experiences all five stages of grief while the waiter walks by my table with what I thought was my dinner*
@Reel2Dialog2: [Inventing octopus] God: 8 arms Angel: okayyyy G: with suckie things A: and- G: Mouth like a parrot, shoots ink A: wtf G: ...I ate mushrooms