@DilapidatedDino: This whole time I thought 50 Shades of Grey was a coloring book for dogs
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@dxblarssonENG: Teenage daughter called me an old fart. We both laughed and then I changed the password to our wifi.
@dafloydsta: [bankruptcy court] JUDGE: *rubbing bridge of nose* Says here you bought 1000 bouncy castles? ME: *lips on mic* For my kingdom, Your Honor
@Reverend_Scott: GOD: They scared enough? ANGEL: Not yet GOD: You got Trump running? ANGEL: Yup GOD: Hurricane? ANGEL: Yup GOD: Ok, send in the clowns.