@DilapidatedDino: This whole time I thought 50 Shades of Grey was a coloring book for dogs
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@squirrel74wkgn: I'm so angry right now that I could strategically throw my phone at a safe spot on the couch.
@stephenjmolloy: Q: "And onto the final gadget for your mission." James Bond: "What is it? Some sort of balloon weapon?" Q: "It's a condom, James. A condom."
@FilthyRichmond: I got tired of our restroom smelling like other people's crap so I placed a chunk of mine behind the hot air vent.