@MzCoburn: This whole time I thought Ariana Grande was a font
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@peb671: Ever noticed how you used to be embarrassed by things you did or that happen to you, but now your first thought is "I can tweet that"
@bobvulfov: [gf falls asleep during a movie] ME: aw [i get a blanket] ME: *hitting her w/ the blanket* wake up ur missing the part with gollum's riddles
@MatMarcotte12: I don't normally shit with the door open but I don't want to miss the in flight movie