@BackrowSeats: This woman at the bar said "move, you're blocking the door" & I'm like strange pickup line but sure here's my number.
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@JustDontBugMe: Dad: Maybe we should do it Mom: You know it's I-N-A-P-P-R-O-P-R-I-A-T-E to talk about it in front of the kids 6: What's inappropriate Mom?
@illiter8too: sure I’d love to attend your baby shower, I mean babies are so rare, there’s only like, what, a half-billion of them at any given time or something
@akatinamarie: I can't tell if the vegans upstairs are having sex or are finally eating a steak.
@slimmy_shady: Honest ads - 'Hot singles in your area want to be just friends'. 'Hot singles in your area think of you more like a brother'.