@JennyJohnsonHi5: This woman got so offended when I asked if I could pet her son, like I'm the one who put him on a leash.
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@caseytduncan: It's important to set goals. You don't have to accomplish them or anything like that. Just set them.
@BonaFideIntent: ....and that's how I ended up laying on the bedroom floor with a potato stuck in my ass.
@UnFitz: Maybe we'd still be in the Garden of Eden if Eve had given Adam an Android instead of an Apple. You don't know.