@Sarcasticsapien: This world would be a much better place if some people's mothers would've just had a headache.
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@preawsaurus: it's always the wrong ex who gets drunk and messages you a million times about how much he loves you.
@UniqueDude2: my son would be amazed if I showed him a first generation iPod because we've never met
@robfee: Being a New York Jets fan is like watching Titanic every Sunday and cheering for the boat.