@Sarcasticsapien: This world would be a much better place if some people's mothers would've just had a headache.
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@SkinnerSteven: That old expression: "hold the phone!" doesn't work anymore because everyone is already doing that
@Book_Krazy: 9: What did that message on the TV say Me: It said, the film has been modified to fit our screen 9: How do they know what size TV we have?
@DurtMcHurtt: When I die, I want my decaying carcass to be loaded into a giant slingshot and flung into a rich kids bouncy castle.
@LADaddy: I just turned my desktop keyboard upside down, shook it, and a taco salad fell out. At least it tasted like a taco salad.