@mattdpearce: this Yahoo Answers page gives me life
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@topaz_kell: Never trust a sweet talker.. They probably just want you to undo the zip ties so they can escape.
@philmann: PILOT: if you look out the window you'll see we're cruising at 35,000 feet [i look out the window] [THE SKY IS FULL OF FEET JESUS CHRIST]
@BonaFideIntent: Daily 'Facts About CHEESE' Fact About Cheese #3: "String Cheese. Is not made of string."
@daemonic3: Helped my kid pick out a "famous past explorer" for a class assignment. Hope no one else in her class picks Internet Explorer 6.