@bridger_w: This year, teach your kids the true meaning of Easter by trapping them in a stone tomb for three days.
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@MatCro: [heaven] IAN: I only regret the things I didn't do ME: Me too I: Like, I didn't swim with dolphins. You? M: I didn't stop poking a bear
@generaldietz: lifeguard: can you describe the thing that touched you? me: yea...it was like a wet wind chime made out of wieners lifeguard: a squid?
@KeetPotato: [if trump wins somehow] alien: "i said take me to your leader" me: "dude i swear this is him"
@Brianhopecomedy: My 4 year old thought it was pretty cool that Simba could do whatever he wanted after Mufasa died. This is concerning.