@bridger_w: This year, teach your kids the true meaning of Easter by trapping them in a stone tomb for three days.
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@chrisdelia: I'm pitching a show called "Walking Dad" where dads go around biting each other and then the people who get bitten become dads too.
@imagine_vegas: Girl, I like you so much, I might even let you hold my phone....some day, while its locked
@porters: In the very first line of the song, Pitbull claims he works very hard. He then rhymes "Kodak" with "Kodak."
@Matt_The_1st: "Dad, these glasses make everything look much bigger!" *Snatches glass and hands to my wife