@bridger_w: This year, teach your kids the true meaning of Easter by trapping them in a stone tomb for three days.
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@myqkaplan: okay, so you're definitely the best at keeping your body completely still, what do you want, atrophy?
@jonnysun: imagime if introverts were as aggresive to extroverts as extroverts r to introverts "why do u hav to socialize" "why dont u stay in" "loser"
@amazymay72x: Me: Cleaning the basement. 12yo boy: Let me know if u need help. 13yo girl: Let me know when you're done. Yep...throwing out HER crap.
@JPHaddadio: Don't spend money on body modification. If you wait long enough, your body modifies itself for free.