@bridger_w: This year, teach your kids the true meaning of Easter by trapping them in a stone tomb for three days.
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@HatfieldAnne: We’ve all talked about throwing a dirty dish away instead of washing it. But only some of us have done it.
@neiltyson: If I ever met a Space Alien, I’d resist shaking its extended appendage, not knowing for sure the details of alien anatomy.
@Marcmywords2: I hate when you go to a surprise party, and all anyone wants to do is talk about your drug problem.