@Mr_Mike_Clarke: #ThisExplainsWhy my hair is such a mess EVERY morning!
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@PeteBlackburn: Biden: I wonder if I’ll still get free ice cream when I’m no longer VP Obama: Joe, we have bigger problems. Biden:
@david8hughes: [family game night] Me: do u understand now, grandma? U understand the rules now? Mum [tappin my shoulder]: she gets it. Loosen the headlock
@simoncholland: There is no bigger warning of their behavior than my wife calling them, "your kids."