@Mr_Mike_Clarke: #ThisExplainsWhy my hair is such a mess EVERY morning!
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@trims_the_fat: I put winks at the end of texts to add a confusing air of creepy. "Making breakfast. ;)" "Walking the dog. ;)" "Broke in to your house ;)"
@icecube: Stealing endorsements is not how you become the president of the United States, homie. Leave my name out ya mouth...
@Bill_Nye_tho: i just finished breaking bad. what happens to hanks minerals. I don't like loose ends man. what happened to the minerals