@Home_Halfway: Thomas Jefferson's dad's name was Thomas Jefferdad. Really makes you think
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@TheAlexNevil: My German girlfriend said she wants me to eat her Kürbiskuchen. I was aroused. I found out it means pumpkin pie. Now I'm more aroused.
@underchilde: Today we’ll be discussing near-death experiences and why not to talk to your girlfriend about weight gain.
@ipalatsky: ok children, just to recap today's lesson, let's now repeat all the words you are not supposed to say.