@robdelaney: Those a-hole guys on "Teen Mom" don't think being a dad is "cool." Well check me out #Responsibility never looked so "swag! " lol
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@Carbosly: When people ask me how old I am, I always say 45. They all think I look AMAZING for my age.
@carlyken: Give it to me straight "I'd really like to have sex with you-" Now give it to me gay "-r boyfriend."
@tylerschmall: England's gonna have a rude awakening when they go to war and all their knights are actors and musicians.