@evilmallelis: those ads for The Heavy Blanket are all well and good but why does it stop at 25 pounds, where is the blanket that will crush me like a benevolent snake
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@LoveNLunchmeat: Of course you have no regrets. Regrets are for people smart enough to know they could have done better.
@Importantest: I like to switch browsers as often as possible. They all prompt to make them the default browser. It feels nice to be fought over.
@OkigboHTX: Before you and ya girl get married, ask her if she would leave you for Michael B. Jordan. If she says "no", drop her cause ain't no point in building a marriage based on lies