@evanR39: Those who say there is no such thing as a stupid question have obviously never worked in tech support..;)
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@WheelTod: I once watched two guys arguing in sign language. Either that, or they were both really bad at martial arts.
@KalvinMacleod: ME: where's your brother? OLDEST CHILD: where's another roll of duct tape? ME: *sprints to the basement*
@BlindChow: friend: what are your plans for The Purge? [imagines broadcasting a football game w/o express written consent of the NFL] me: do a murder