@heyevergreen: Thought I saw a brownie walk by but it was just my dog. Other than that, diet is going well.
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@mewritesgood: I bought my nephew a drum set because: A) I'm an awesome uncle B) Learning to play an instrument is important C) I hate my sister
@foodfacenow: Me: I can't seem to lose weight CW: Have you tried cutting back on your sugar intake Me:*stirring coffee with snickers bar* What do you mean
@melibuff: I asked him about his weekend, but apparently what happens in vagueness, stays in vagueness.
@murrman5: [walking around still disappointed 6 hours after visiting an aquarium] wife: what did you think a tiger shark was, brent