@heyevergreen: Thought I saw a brownie walk by but it was just my dog. Other than that, diet is going well.
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@Anon_imosity: I bought my girlfriend a fridge for her birthday. Not a great gift I know, but you should've seen her face light up when she opened it
@Ristolable: A guy I know just posted "I'm relaxing today, don't bother me" on Facebook, and let me tell you: I was going to bother him but now I'm not
@BillPelicanBros: Got a $15000 parking fine!!..I didn't see a sign saying you couldn't park on pedestrians.
@forcemajeure40: She said she was a free spirit. That's good. Wasn't sure how I'd pay for a spirit.