@heyevergreen: Thought I saw a brownie walk by but it was just my dog. Other than that, diet is going well.
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@mortimermaiden: Realtor: This house has a great location Me: But what's the square doggage? Realtor: What Me: *rubbing my temples* How many dogs can it fit?
@Juven_Naidoo: Couch: $300 TV: $1000 Chips: $3. The look on your face when you don't have electricity: Priceless
@PastorMark: A hipster guy is one who kept his grandpa's clothes but lost his grandpa's work ethic.