@WigCannon: Thought I saw a walking burrito but it was just a pug in a raincoat.
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@take2skw: I use words like "acquiesce" and "ubiquitous" in daily conversation and then I throw in a "for reals yo" just to stay mysterious.
@NicCageMatch: The turkey is the luckiest one at the Thanksgiving table because it's already dead.
@dubstep4dads: i bet the first guy to say "smooth as a babies bottom" wasnt the most respected man in the community