@WigCannon: Thought I saw a walking burrito but it was just a pug in a raincoat.
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@PinkCamoTO: There is no bond greater than the mutual respect of two former high school friends who refuse to friend each other on Facebook.
@Amburglar_: If someone came to my door & said "We'll give you a dollar for every plastic bag shoved under your kitchen sink." I'd be living large.
@juneohara65: I was eliminated as a contestant on Fear Factor after running screaming from a bee.
@ValeeGrrl: I take it personally when the UPS guy drops off a package for my neighbors but doesn't bring me one.