@SteveDutzy: THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS TO ALL THE BROS ON INSTAGRAM WHO CAN'T AFFORD SHIRTS
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@TheRolo: Not to brag, but a news anchor started following me today. She recognizes a disaster when she sees one.
@Dawn_M_: Sorry I looked completely surprised that your baby didn't burst into flames when I chanted The Power Of Christ Compels You.
@Midgetspar: I love everybody. Even you, insecure person reading this hoping someone loves you ... even you.
@PaperWash: if you eat your burrito over a tortilla, anything that falls out will simply start building your next burrito