@Mouthy_: Three people I never mess with:n1- PMSing women.n2- Truck drivers.n3- PMSing truck drivers.
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@AmericanGent69: *slow jams playing in the background Her: take off my pants Me: oh my bad, right, ok I totally thought these were mine.
@GoddessTitty: Going to get a facial today... this guy on Craigslist is offering a way lower price than the salon!
@rolldiggity: It's going to be so disappointing if we ask aliens about crop circles and they're just like, "We hate corn."
@_sunshine25_: EATS clean for a week, loses 2 pounds. DRIVES by a donut shop, gains 5. This is some bullshit.