@Mouthy_: Three people I never mess with:n1- PMSing women.n2- Truck drivers.n3- PMSing truck drivers.
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@Shock_Monster: Him: Boo! Me: Did you just call me your Boo? Him: I was scaring you! Me: Mission accomplished. *backs away*
@NourHadidi: Arguing with your parents is like trying to explain how to download music from iTunes to a plant.
@stephenjmolloy: "Nutella causes cancer" says one scientist with his mouth covered in chocolate. "Send your jars to me and I will dispose of them."
@hero_ofthenight: So apparently airport security doesn't like it when you call shotgun before boarding a plane.