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@Death_Buddy: Three ways to tell if you're dating an Octopus:

1. They give awesome hugs
2. They have no skeleton
3. Every date is at the aquarium

Three ways to tell if you’re dating an Octopus:

1. They give awesome hugs
2. They have no skeleton
3. Every date is at the aquarium

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