@sheekaxo: Threw some protein bars in the trash & now the raccoons are bench pressing my neighbors Great Dane in the backyard.
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@TrashCave: 2032:: Scientists force bees and birds to mate, just for kicks. 2033: The Bumblehawks reign supreme.
@PaulyPeligroso: To spice things up in the bedroom, I have my wife dress up as a pizza boy. Then, I have her put the pizza on the counter and then leave.