@garthinkingcap: Throughout history they've removed a lot of key parts from the bible, like how Satan nicknamed his loofah "Loofifer."
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@kelownagoose: If you have your underwear on over top of your pants, I'll let you in line in front of me at the pharmacy.
@SatansTongue: *Sleeping Beauty gives rotten apple to Obama* *Obama faints* Only a kiss from his one true love will save him *Biden takes out lipstick*
@DanMentos: "Mom guess what I'm getting married!!!" Is he rich? "I think so. His name is Charles Mansion"
@2tickytacky: I walked briskly to the nearest safe haven as I was being chased by the hood on my jacket.