@garthinkingcap: Throughout history they've removed a lot of key parts from the bible, like how Satan nicknamed his loofah "Loofifer."
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@gerryhallcomedy: Sadly learned my family is racist. I started dating a black girl. Brought her home to meet the family. Wife and kids wouldn't talk to her.
@WhaJoTalkinBout: It's World Breastfeeding Week and, honestly, babies need to eat more often than that.
@chuuew: I'm not sure if this snake is trying to ask me a question or if he's just eaten a candy cane.