@ceejoyner: Throw a baby badger so high that when it lands on your enemy it's fully grown and very upset. You left town years ago. The perfect crime.
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@wesjohnson8: My parents never asked me to run away from home, but there were many unexplained one way tickets.
@brittwastaken: Soccer mom:Is that apple organic? Me:No idea. SM: I hope you know the pesticides they spray on those will kill you. Me:*slowly licks apple*
@rutesperanza: If you use yahoo search engine, A really lonely nerd in his yahoo office frantically googles your request and then posts the results
@RyanSaysWords: The Foo Fighters did a really good job, because I haven't had to deal with any Foo in years.