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@justabloodygame: [throwing a party]
I invited Judas. That okay?
"Judas from IT, or the guy who betrayed Jesu-"
*loud knock*
"It's the Roman legion. Open up!"

[throwing a party]
I invited Judas. That okay?
“Judas from IT, or the guy who betrayed Jesu-”
*loud knock*
“It’s the Roman legion. Open up!”

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