@SonOfCha: Throwing a surprise party for my girlfriend so just remember that on the count of three we all yell "SURPRISE YOU'RE ERIC'S GIRLFRIEND"
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@ericsshadow: This is so embarrassing, what's your name again? - me, the first 30 times I meet everyone