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@DurtMcHurtt: *throws back out*
Back: Let me back in baby, I can change.
@AngelaEhh: Looking for a +1 for my wedding.
@senderblock23: I wish Fox News was just news about foxes.
@WheelTod: Seduce Angela Merkel by fondling the hem of her cardigan while whispering "Aren't you too pretty to be a Chancellor?"
@innocent: COME ON KRUSE #fencing
@UnicornSyrup: My teacher always hated my answers to her math questions. "If I have 6 candy bars in one hand and 7 in the other, what do I have?" Diabetes?