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@noogscorner: *throws keys at nearest sober person*
DRIVE ME HOME PEASANT
@caliluvgirl77: I can't have a boyfriend because my clean laundry goes on the other side of my bed.
@newstart43: Frankly auto correct,I'm getting tired of your shirt.
@RocketRankoon: Desire to not get beat up > Desire to wear a cloak
@vladchoc: Dance like no one's a werewolf. Eat like you found it in the couch. Shout like your cat's sleeping. Feel good like a bossy poem told you to.
@daemonic3: Possum 911: What's your emergency
Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD!
Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?
Possum: Oh yeah