@lawyerthoughts: *throws phone over courthouse metal detector. catches phone on the other side. resumes conversation*
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@jimmytorosian: Person: Don't bite the hand that feeds you. Me: I understand. *I spend the rest of my life biting the hands of everyone who hasn't fed me*