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@ibid78: *throws up gang signs*
"Ew gross, I don't remember eating that."
@1CleverGirl1: I just licked guacamole off my elbow.
@wilw: Cat: LET ME OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW LET ME OUT RIGHT NOW!
Me: *Staggers out of bed. Opens door*
Cat: *lies down on doormat*: You are dismissed.
@Jam453Lane: Putting up Christmas decorations was a bad idea. I'm drunk and stuck on top of the house with an inflatable Easter Bunny.
@seamussaid: I'm no political expert, but as far as I can tell the Republican strategy seems to be:
"oh you think BUSH was terrible?"
@TheAlexNevil: 7: Where are you and Mom going tonight?
Me: To meet with your teacher.
7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.