@weinerdog4life: Tie a sweater around your waist so you can pretend a short ghost is hugging you.
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@Breadery: Relationships are about compromise. I pretend she's not watching a Gossip Girl boxset. She pretends I'm not digging her grave in the garden.
@thenatewolf: Go ahead, mate with someone who wears glasses, add to the degradation of our eyesight as a species. Not like there are bears we need to spot
@VeroniKaboom: "He sure seems like a nice young man" is Grandma-speak for "I'd totally hit that."