@weinerdog4life: Tie a sweater around your waist so you can pretend a short ghost is hugging you.
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@AsgardianRose: The fastest and most deadly land mammal is a woman who has noticed another woman flirting with her man.
@Tommytoughstuff: Dating tip: don't mention your time as a Boy Scout, let your sash full of badges do the talkin.
@Turbo_Jimmy: UK: we call them films, after the traditional recording process using photographic film USA: WE CALL THEM MOVIES BECAUSE THEM PHOTOS MOVE