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@amydillon: *ties husband's hands to headboard*
*turns out lights*
*opens laptop*

"Welcome to my PowerPoint presentation 'Curtains: How About These?'"

*ties husband’s hands to headboard*
*turns out lights*
*opens laptop*

“Welcome to my PowerPoint presentation ‘Curtains: How About These?'”

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