@OneTrickTofani: Tiger Woods: cool name, scary place
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@WheelTod: People complain about crying babies on airplanes, but in my experience a crying pilot is worse.
@julieklausner: If I were Santa Claus, I'd have my agent be like "He's not doing it this year if Ronald McDonald is going to be there in that shoe car."
@EtobicokeErnie: The lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance of not going to work tomorrow. Tequila gives you a 1 in 3 chance.