@robdelaney: Tim Cook announces iPhone charger cord to be long enough to reach a socket, Apple stock price quadruples.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Jake_Vig: Picture someone you think is kinda/sorta attractive. Now picture them holding a pizza box.
@Vice_Queen: Boss: You're late! M: It's 6.30am B: You start at 6am! M: I know but that's just crazy. This is better for me. And now we wait for HR.
@HeyoShellz: My 4 year old refused his dinner but it's ok because I caught him eating a Milkbone earlier