@desi_princess: Tim Cook just came out. Waiting for the Android version.
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@ericacanrant: If your partner makes you sleep closest to the door, you are either the protector or bait for the zombies.
@WilliamAder: Whoever gets the gift from me that has scissors under the wrapping paper, I'm going to need those back.
@thepunningman: "What's that?" I call it a 'knife' "Wow, that's the best thing since bread!" Gregory, I am about to blow your mind
@_Tempo11: [voice recognition in car] Car: "please say a command" Me: "call Tim" Car: "calling Sarah Marcogliese"