@pinupteacher: Time out. Otters not only sleep holding hands, but have a SPECIAL POCKET to hold their favorite rock? Humans are bullshit.
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@over_rated: "HEY ATHLETES WITHOUT MONEY FOR TRAINING FACILITIES OR PROPER UNIFORMS, Y U NO WIN GOLD MEDALS?" - Indians
@ArfMeasures: [Sexting] HER: Tell me what you want ME: A sequel to Ratatouille HER: No! Tell me what you want in bed ME: Oh! *gets in bed* a sequel to Ratatouille
@Underchilde: I sure get a lot of compliments on my people skills for someone who flips off 10 people every day.