@KalvinMacleod: Timeouts just give children a quiet place to plot your murder.
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@mariokeyparty: My dad and I were never that close. The company he worked for once had a "father-son" picnic and he invited his father
@ibid78: Birds do it, bees do it. Even educated fleas do it. Let's do it, let's fly headfirst into a plate glass window.
@JCWisdomNuggets: "Paper or pl.." ..astic! OMG we finish each other's sentences! You complete mmmm... "I'm not saying 'me'" ME! OMG we did it again! "..."