@withanewname: Times are tough, my daughter just repossessed a paper airplane she made me, over a quarter I owed her from yesterday
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@Tytayniss: Baby terrorist: *points gun* haha I've got you now! Baby spy: *covers face with hands* Baby terrorist: what!! where did he go???
@TommyKarate: I hate it when I get my days mixed up and I accidentally take my stupid wife out instead of my girlfriend.
@notfaizzy: I knew this girl, she's really deep; she'd always find a reason to preach about how size does matter...